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Coinivorous 

A coin operated machine that takes you money, but does not give you the product.
I put a dollar fifty in that soda machine, but it didn't give me my drink! Damn thing is totally coinivorous!
Coinivorous by VoiceofTJ July 27, 2012
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Carnivorous Cavern 

n: a vagina that likes to eat hard cock. Reasoning is that it's wet & dark in there and most vaginas crave the cock to swallow.
Timmy's penis went hard from seeing this fine ass bitch get naked. He then proceeded to take a chance & plunge his cock into her carnivorous cavern. After several medium paced strokes he burst a load in which the carnivorous cavern was craving the most. Now hopefully a walking ejaculation doesn't result or burning sensation.
Carnivorous Cavern by Trees DT November 2, 2011

COINEVEROUS

Any machine which accepts coins and returns no product or service in return.
Tried to buy a soda but that coineverous machine just ate
my money.
COINEVEROUS by K.Cohen February 25, 2008

Carnivorous Cum Cave 

Sally has one mean Carnivorous Cum Cave
Carnivorous Cum Cave by Roboticus August 25, 2008

carnivorous 

meat-eater,flesh eating animal
carnivore
Lions and tigers are carnivorous.
A hawk and falcon are aloso carnivorous animals.
carnivorous by Cassidt Thirtin November 21, 2006

Carnivorous Sheep 

Something that's seemingly innocent but really isn't.
That kitten has rabies, it's a carnivorous sheep.
Carnivorous Sheep by honeybeehave October 8, 2011

Carnivorous Crotch Crickets 

Another way of saying pubic lice, or "crabs".

However the phrase is typically used to describe a promiscuous person that is highly likely to contract a Sexually Transmitted Disease.
Dude, Mary's been with so many guys she probably has carnivorous crotch crickets!
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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