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Pronounced Cock Toe... Any douche bag asshole wearing a long sleeve shirt and shorts.

Also a general dunce or loser.
That guy is a total Cockto he is wearing a plaid lumberjack long sleeve shirt and a pair of khaki shorts.
Cockto by MastrB8e July 17, 2009
Words you can keep

Yellow Cockhole 

Someone who threaten's to hurt someone in a wheelchair and when the person in the wheelchair stands up for themselves, the offender runs away with their tail between their legs.
Come back here and I'll shit down your neck you Yellow Cockhole!

Cockbomb 

An incendiary device that causes extensive burns to the crotch. Popularized by Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, the "Christmas Day Bomber" in 2009, who failed to take down a Northwest Airlines flight, but spectacularly succeeded in severely burning his cock.
"They've really increased airline security after that cockbomber tried to blow up that plane. Now they make us take off our shoe, and then grab our nuts for a quick feel."

"What's that new machine in the airport security line? Oh, it's a body scanner. They added those after the cockbomber tried to take down a plane with a bag of explosives taped to his nutsack."
Cockbomb by SparkyMcG January 9, 2010

cockhoarder 

1. An individual who has an insatiable urge to be surrounded and/or filled by cocks.

2. A girl who in effect plays the role reversal game of trying to get any many cocks as possible.
Hey Todd, do you know that this area of Belguim is famous for cockhoarding?

That girl is the biggest cockhoarder we know, she is more like one of the guys, except that she gets laid all the time.

I see you cockhoarder!
cockhoarder by nolabexar August 29, 2009

Cockbomb 

"cockbomb"

(american) n.

1. A stupid, annoying, boring, bombastic person who won't shut up.

2. A television news story that is repeated again and again and again for no apparent reason.

3. An improvised chicken-related incendiary device, also known as a CRID.

The second definition of the term originated at Ft. Leavenworth, Kansas in 2002 and the first and third definitions were launched in-country by Canadian and US Liaison officers from the Multinational Peacekeeping Force at Mostar Base in Bosnia-Herzegovina in 2003.
1. That guy is an boring idiot, he won't shut the hell up, what a friggin' cockbomb!

2. Shoebomber Shoebomber, Shoebomber, why do they have to keep running this stupid story every day...shoebomb? What about a friggin' cockbomb?

3. Be careful, it's a marked minefield, you don't want to step on a friggin' CRID, eh?
Cockbomb by Botendaddy February 17, 2009

cocktoonist 

A person that draws cocks everywhere.
After I cleaned off my white board, a mysterious cocktoonist drew a bag of dicks on it for the office's viewing pleasure.
cocktoonist by tenesmus June 1, 2018
A doctor that uses big medical jargon to demonstrate that they went to medical school and you did not.
Doc: "Looks like you are suffering from Myalgic Encephalomyelitis."
Patient: "Oh my gosh, am I dying? How long do I have to live?"
Doc: "Naw, you're fine! You're just tired all the time."
Patient: "You're such a cocktor."
Cocktor by moreritz January 20, 2015
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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