Cobra Yawn

The act in which a man pretends to stretch and ease his throbbing cobra commander then shoots his venom in any bitches eyes.
B:My morning wood was so bad I cobra yawned all over her!

M:I bet my mom liked it, that skank!
by tubbytitsandshit July 21, 2009
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cobra yawn

The involuntary spraying of saliva while yawning. Much like the venom spray from a cobra. In most cases the yawner doesn't realized it has happened only finding the aftermath once the yawn is over.
I just cobra yawned all over my keyboard five minutes prior to writing this definition.
by spektralx May 12, 2009
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Cobra yawn

The shape the opening makes when a penis is quickly pulled out of a vagina.
After a fast pounding, he quickly pulled out and left a gaping Cobra Yawn.
by Nucleardictionary November 30, 2017
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