Coawfee 

'Coffee' in a New York accent.

Can be used to (very) subtly acknowledge the pretension of (certain) coffee drinkers and to show that you are willing to be thought of as one simply because you like drinking coffee so damn much.

Most effective when preceded by 'Starbucks'.

CollegeStudentA: "Hmm 3 hours sleep last night, half-installed Debian and gonna miss the maths revision thing hmmm. It's gonna be a long day for me."

CollegeStudentB: "What about some Starbucks coawfee? That never fails to keep me going."

Coawfee by Buddh May 5, 2010

Cawfee 

How people from New York say "Coffee"

Also works with:

Chawklate - Chocolate
Doawg - Dog
Dawling - Darling
Doawlas - Dollars
Sawsage - Sausage
Jewsey - Jersey
Baws - Boss

There definitely are more, you just have to experiment with different words to see if it works.

Frank - "Hey, you see that guy?!"

Mitch - "Yeah he was totally like, 'Eh, Baws, can I get another Sawsage bagel with Chawklate milk? My Dawg accidentally drank some Cawfee and now its gonna cost me 300 Doawlas to get it fixed."

Cawfee by Koolguy_gt500 March 22, 2010

Cawfee 

The way that hamza say coffee

Hamza: May i have an American cawfee please?
Waitress: Sir, whats an American coffee?
Hamza: it's literally in the menu *shows the menu* it literally says American cawfee.
Waitress: *goes to the bartender then comes back* do you mean Nescafe sir?
Hamza: *gives up in life and shakes his head* may i have a hot chocolate please?

And since then hamza is getting bullied for saying cawfee instead of coffee and he has suicidal thoughts from it

Cawfee by Notmyrealnamelmao July 29, 2020

cawfee 

Heavy Boston accent on the regular word - coffee.

Oh my GAWD! Go Nomarrrr! Lets go get some coffee and watch a Ben Affleck flick.

cawfee by brady June 10, 2003

Cawfee 

Different Pronunciation for the beverage coffee mainly used in new jersey and east new york

My nigga i could really go for some cawfee right now. *Yo you mean coffee?* Nigga i mean what the fuck i said

Cawfee by jerseyyyyyyyyy April 26, 2020

cawfee 

A word for a terrible person!

Man, that Cawfee sure is a bitch!

cawfee by dreemii June 29, 2021

Cawfee 

It’s coffee, but mixed with mucus until the density is similar to that of glue.

1 “Hello, what can I get ya’!”
2 “Hello, can I get the usual?”
1 “Will do, Grace!”
1 *Throats own index finger*
1 *Vigorously spits mucus into fresh coffee painfully while gagging on what’s climbing*
1 “Here you, Grace. A cawfee!”
2 “Thank you! I won’t get cawfee from anyone else!”

Cawfee by GrassiestOfTheGrassy September 5, 2021