That moment when you are alone in the locker room and the coach harnesses you by your jock's straps, pins you against the locker and probes your ass beyond his middle digit's second knuckle.
Quarterback: Your game has progressed significantly this year.
Receiver: Thanks to Coach Milo, my focus is strong. Our penetration is deeper than ever.
Quarterback: I remember getting to the third knuckle before I started to excel.
Receiver: Thanks to Coach Milo, my focus is strong. Our penetration is deeper than ever.
Quarterback: I remember getting to the third knuckle before I started to excel.
by Eaton Holgoode February 21, 2017