When girls are dancing at clubs all night they make alot of sweat, especially around their vagina, which than makes it stink and taste bad, therefore, Club Muff
an exclusive group of people who don't conform to what everyone else is doing, and aren't clones (since most muffins turn out the same). Originated from the book, A Ring of Endless Light, by Madeleine L'Engle.
A group of large lesbian type woman which have fat hanging over their faces and hands, who like to stroke each other especially in their god given places to do the bad. sort of like assmongrels.