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Clown School 

a) A place where someone goes in order to become a clown.

b) Management training.
"Bonzo went to clown school so that he could be the best clown he could be."

"Phil got promoted to management, so he's in clown school until friday."
Clown School by kitten78 April 23, 2010

clown school tryouts 

When coaching a little league baseball team, the team forgets everything they were taught in practice. Other team running around the bases while your team falls to pieces like clowns in a circus and parents going wild like a three ring circus.

Inspired by role model hero Billy Bob Thornton in classic film Bad News Bears.
Team. You guys look ridiculous out there last inning. This is baseball, not clown school tryouts. Now get you heads out of your asses and PLAY BALL.
clown school tryouts by Jbjr4vols August 13, 2024

Total Clown School 

1. When you should be taking something serious but everyone is completely out of control in a silly way.

2. Taking video games more serious than school work.

3. Choosing to play hallway dodgeball rather than study for a midterm or final.

3. Totally blowing off anything important in life just so you can have a good time.
Matt: You super glued his tooth brush holder and deoderant closed?

Sam: this is total clown school.
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Rob: Dude, lets play some Super Smash Bros.

Brian: Naw man, I have two papers and a test tomorrow...Fuck it, 99 lives. Lets Go.

Sam: This is total clown school.
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Evan: They moved 5 beds into one room and didn't get written up for it?

Sam: This is total clown school.
Total Clown School by Caribou Brown October 20, 2009

Crown point high school

A school where teachers don’t care what you do and kids sucks each other’s thumbs in the middle of class
thumb sucking at crown point high school

Crown Point High School

The high school for kids who live in Crown Point, Indiana, Winfield, Indiana, and the rest of Center Township, this school has a good mix of students. Not too ghetto like Merrillville High School] not too slutty like Lake Central High School and not too [redneck like Hanover Central High School or Lowell High School. The students are overall pretty smart and somewhat preppy. But, if you don't wear AE, Hollister & Express, or drive a new Mustang, you might not fit in. There are a lot of Euro douchebags that go here and the numbers are increasing every year. They can be found at Voltage Dance Club on weekends.
Dude, Crown Point High School is so legit. If you act right, it is pretty down to earth.

Crown Point High School

A school where a whole bunch of stoners live. The girls are pretty emo. The ones that aren't emo are total sluts. The guys are mixed. There those that love to fight and the ones who are weird. There is a genius who acts like a total dumbass but he created a super-intelligence that can do just about any thing.
Yea. Crown Point High School is stoner heaven.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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