A person you know that only pukes in the toilet while no one is watching at a party most likely due to the extremely fast consumption of alcohol, either by means of shotgunning or bonging. Usually, a closet puker will deny that it ever happened.
Did you guys see Jayson puke last night?
No.
Oh yeah i forgot he is a closet puker. He pukes when no one is looking.
No.
Oh yeah i forgot he is a closet puker. He pukes when no one is looking.
by TheKingOfBoardPlay May 11, 2012
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Jesse is always dogging Pokemon Go on social medi, and I bet he's a Closet Poker who secretly loves men and Pokemon.
by Kenziel2323 August 1, 2016
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