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Clear Lake, Iowa, is a city in north-central Iowa. The lake for which it is named isn't clear; it's green. The city features a quality education system, but many people here can end up to be slightly biased when it comes to matters like gay marriage, abortion, homosexual pastors in church, and other major issues. It is a primarily Republican town. The population can sometimes double in the summer tourist season. This town was home to the last concert of Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens, and the Big Bopper, who crashed a few miles north of town in an airplane early in the morning of February 3rd, 1959. The school mascot is a lion.
Edward: Clear Lake, Iowa sucks; it's full of snobs and bitches.

Joe: Shut up, we're WAY better than Mason City, Iowa or Ventura, Iowa. Mason's full of druggies and Ventura is Clear Lake's reject school for the people who didn't have the balls to stand it here!

Edward: ...I heard they have a good band program....

Joe: Ours is better! And we completely own them in football!

Edward: ...shut up.
by AnIowan January 08, 2011
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