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Classic white girl 

A stupid white girl who absolutely adores Starbucks, wears uggs even in summertime, can not get enough of nash grier's blue eyes even though he's a dick. She is also consumed with her looks and usually will put people down or purposely annoy the shit out of them. The perfect image of a classic white girl is a Caucasian female wearing a pink crop top that says some stupid phrase like "you got a bae or nah" with a white tank top underneath, black lulu lemon yoga pants, a Starbucks in one hand, phone in the other and grey wool ugg boots and short mixed blonde hair. She also is failing math because she "can't even"
White girl: omg you have to try this new Starbucks drink it's literally so delish, totally worth fifteen dollars. Oh my god I can't even!
Me: shut the fuck up you worthless classic white girl, there's other places to get a goddamned iced coffee!
Classic white girl by aHuman June 12, 2014

Classic white girl 

A caucasian girl makes absolutely no sense.

Classic White Girl 

Your classic American white girl NPC that is set to the default settings. Usually wears some ugly ass oversized hoodie, drinks a venti with every fucking possible add on and topping, dumb af, cannot operate without attention, and off switch is yet to be found
Classic white girls are stupid and are NPCs
Classic White Girl by Biggie-Cheesie February 14, 2023
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