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Class blast

When in an attempt to hold on a fart while in a classroom (preferably during reading, tests, or other times when the classroom is relatively silent) the pressure between the butt cheeks increases vibration- effectively making the noise louder. A shocked expression is a sign of a class blast, while pure embarrassment is a sign of just a regular fart.
Student #1: "Yo, this dude let out a class blast right as the room got quiet in 6th period today! His face was the best part.
Student #2: "I feel bad for him, all he wanted to to was hold it in, tie he fucked himsekf over. Still funny as shit though!"
by IcyKnight November 30, 2016
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Ass Blast Class

The lowest class of anything, that the world has to offer. (Can be applied to economic and social structures)
There are two ways to fly: First class, and Ass Blast Class.
by skotobasilio February 5, 2009
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Clash blaster main

Clash blaster mains are brainless and insufferable. They claim that their weapon takes skill even though their aim is absolute garbage. Somehow, they get atleast 15 kills a game despite their lack of situational awareness.
"Bro, this Clash Blaster Main keeps killing me every game that I join!"
by thinkzooka June 4, 2023
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Clash blaster

An extremely overpowered weapon in Splatoon 2. This thing fires 5 shots per second and takes 3 shots to splat. Also paired with splat bomb and sting ray. Clash blaster neo is 10x worse with the ability to gain a huge advantage in modes like rainmaker and tower control. You also need no aim for this weapon. It’s as if this is an instant win button. It’s really good in turf war despite blasters being the worst class for it. One of the most hated weapons in the community. Fun when you use it, not fun against it.
If only clash blasters were removed in splatoon 3
by deadhamstercore May 9, 2022
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Clash blaster player

A person who takes no skill at aiming, then brags about how the weapon actually takes skill.
by Startupedition June 4, 2023
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