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Clam Rake 

Male facial hair of the upper lip, used primarily of course for lip warmth, style and of course rakin' clams. The clam rake provides a superior eating out experience for all involved, and is a prized tool of clammers. A thick rake can effectively assist in the pleasuring of just about any and all clam species known to man, although extensive global research still needs to be conducted, Maine clammers swear by the tool, so much so in fact that many Maritime Academies throughout the nation have instituted no facial hair policy, due to a sharp influx of clams in flatts near such sites. Risks of clam raking include but are not limited to outbreaks of red tide , which can shut down clamming operations altogether. Alright, but enough beating around the bush, literally and figuratively, we're not talking about harvesting mollusks we're talking about mowing down on some good ol' pussy.
1st Female- Wow look at that clam rake, I bet he knows how to work the flatts.

2nd Female- Oh yeah that is that Cam D, heard he knows how to cut right through the muff and get to the clams, should see how he handles those tines.

1st Female- (shoves second female out of her way and proceeds directly towards Cam D)

Clam Raking Commences shortly there after.
Clam Rake by Bisquickandturkey101 November 30, 2011
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Atlantic City Clam Rake 

The Atlantic City Clam Rake occurs when you are dragging an unwilling person, perheps a half dead hooker or partially concious party girl, down the beach as she digs her fingers in the sand making a futile attempt to escape, leaving a trail resembling what would be made by its namesake.
That girl was so drunk she blacked out on on the beach, but came to a little bit as i was dragging her back toward the hotel... she panicked and tried to get away, I had to pull the Atlantic City Clam Rake.

If you visit the beaches of Atlantic City, NJ before dawn and at low tide, you are likely to find evidence of the Atlantic City Clam Rake.

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026
Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.
priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008
Word of the Day on June 16, 2026
An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.
"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."
ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009
Word of the Day on June 14, 2026