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A cool person, usually dressed in the newest, most expensive clothing. Always looks good and is very good at most things he/she does in his or her lifetime.
John: Wow did you see Joe knock that kid out?
Jen: Yeah, Joe is a clakkz. I can't beleive someone that hot beat up such a big ugly kid, yerd?
John: Herd dat. He's awesome!
Clakkz by Funmetal September 11, 2010
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clakka08 

have you subbed to clakka08 yet his youtube channel is dying
clakka08 by banter03 May 4, 2018
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"Clakka" meaning-Vagina
"oi susie, shove it up your clakka will ya"
clakka by clakkawhat November 23, 2016
A stooge who applauds with the deliberate intention to make someome look more popular/funnier than they actually are.
-Did you notice the amount of applause lines she got?
-I'm pretty sure that was just sycophantic clakkers.
clakker by Y9e0ah September 18, 2016
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026