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Pronounced (Sha-may) A mixed Italian/French name primarily meaning the ingrown hairs lining a Sperm Whale's uterus. It can also be a last name.
Yo I was searchin' through all sorts of Ciomei's for my homework, but I just couldn't find it.
Ciomei by Purpl3Drank99 November 23, 2009
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Clomeister

Basically she isnt the smartest person in the world

eats rocks gifted to her on Valentine’s Day by her es teacher )is also madly in love with her earth science teacher) (May or May not have a name that starts with “W” ends with “S” and in the middle there is an “E”
Clomeister-*walks in eating rock*
Wes-I see you enjoyed my Valentine's day gift" *Wes continues to flirt*
Alec-*makes fun of people for no reason*
Sammy-"PANGEA"
Jason-"May i-"
Wes- "Go ahead"*marks Jason absent*
*Announcements*
Wes-"were gonna get right into class today so no silent reading"
Everyone-(quietly)"pls no extra earth science)
Wes-you fans of quantum physics will know that Isaac Newton did stuff"
Everyone-"..."
Louie-*cricket cricket*
Jason-*walks in to see that he missed 3 pages of notes*
Wes-"moving on!"(over energetic)"what's wrong with this picture? There's a rock layer missing!"
Alec-"Cloe ate it"
Clomeister- I only eat rocks from my wes"
Alec-"you eat more than that from him..."
Wes-*pretends to be confused*
Peter-"Wait, what is cloe eating?"
Bridget-"you don't wanna know"
Clomeister by Cactusfanatic February 20, 2019
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comeicida 

Ah, Comeicida, a young, fantastic young women with much success ahead of her. Nobody realized how attractive she really was until recently. Yea, maybe it’s a weird name, but you think she’s the one.
Hey, did you see Comeicida today! She looks outstanding!
comeicida by Adam1738gg January 12, 2023

cromeizone 

something if you don't have 43 your a fucktard
i have 42 cromeizone
cromeizone by juish hitler February 8, 2018
An okay looking girl with THE bitchiest friends. She's got ugly, greasy, blonde hair that she always scrunches. She's skinny but her friend named Allie; is a fat lard. They both need to grow titties and get lives.
Hey, who's that?
Cimmeion.
Oh, ew gross. Look at that cow next to her.
Cimmeion by ilove42000 May 23, 2010

Clomeister

A girl whom is being, or is always, fun to be around and a little bit crazy. Conversations often revolve around firing people and general meglomania.
Guy: "Hey, check out this drawing I did. <link>"
Clomeister: "Sorry, it's taking aaages to load. Unless you drew white. Then. WOOH for you!"
Guy "Haha Clomeister. The internet is fired."
Clomeister by Ralanaitor December 27, 2007

comeinyo 

when you’re trying to prank someone with one of “deez nuts” jokes, this is one of the many.
“bro, have you heard of the word comeinyo?” “no” “comeinyo mouth!!”
comeinyo by yuri2007 May 6, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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