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Church Junkie 

Someone who is obsessed with the #1 selling fantasy book(the bible). Comes to your door wasting paper with their dumb pamphlets about events that didn't even happen. Gose to church every day. And will not leave your religion alone, they have to criticize it and dis on it.
Guy 1. I'm sick of all these stupid Church Junkie ruining around with their pamphlets that everybody just throws away/

Guy 2. Totally.
Church Junkie by rockinyamahadrums February 22, 2009
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