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Chuckface 

A cocksmoker who uses their mouth like the chuck of a drill to clamp upon the shaft of the penis with a steel grip like that of a drill or vice.
Bubba is such a chuckface, I can't wait to beat his ass .

Damn girl, you're a chuckface.

That cop gave me a ticket for doin' 3 miles per hour over the speed limit, what a chuckface.
Chuckface by Chunchhunter9000 November 20, 2009
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Shuckface 

Slang term for blubbering idiot in The Maze Runner series. Mostly used by Minho as comic relief but other Gladers say it as well. It basically means fuckface.
Glader 1: "You're a shuckface!"

Glader 2: "No you're a bloody shuckface!"

Glader 3: "Slim it! You're both the shuckiest shuckfaces there ever were."
Shuckface by Fangirl14 December 1, 2014

Cuckface 

Descriptor pertaining to the awkward nature of Nu-male faces and expressions, especially in photography of both candid and premeditated respects.
Anon-chan: "Why do all Nu-males make this same dumbass smile, it's gay as hell."

Anon-kun: "I heard it's called cuckface."

Anon-senpai: "They look extremely neurotic and anxious behind those fake smiles. You can see it in their eyes: it's all a show. This upbeat, spontaneous facade they put up is so forced and dishonest."
Cuckface by ThatArseClownInTheCorner December 23, 2017

Chunface 

A facial expression which scientists have discovered to have originated from the species of a Yoochun. A Chunface is specifically used when around young, innocent children and is especially evident when a Yoochun is caressing the child's legs and/or hands. The Chunface is also used when it sees it's mating partner, a Junsu, stroking a Hitsumabushi like an arpeggio. It is said that anyone incurring the wrath of a Chunface will face momentary comatose as it will try to seduce said person by convincing that his love for them is 'bigger than a gingerbread man's vitality'. It's mating partner, a Junsu, has confirmed that the quote is from a Yoochun's widely published theory of porno.

Studies have shown that a Chunface used in the presence of a Junsu will result in an extremely high-pitch dolphin-like enraged squeak that is said to cause a Yoochun to suffer from temporary hearing loss. Caution is advised.
"Say, that's a really cute, innocent child over there!"
"I feel a Chunface coming on."
Chunface by peachinlabel May 21, 2011
A genre or concept of music popular mainly in underground or expirimental scenes, characterized by total improvisation of lyrics and music and never playing the same song twice. Usually features elements of hip-hop and metal. Live recordings are sold far more often than studio work.
Greduction Stimulus and Big Baby Bye Bye are Chalkface bands.

Crackface'd 

An event in which a person walks through a door and has crack thrown in their face. Usually takes place in clubs and bars.
Person A: I heard John got crackface'd!
Person B: That poor bastard.
Crackface'd by Realnigga9499 December 3, 2014

Cockface Motherfucker 

The term used by a woman to describe or address the man that has thrown her under the bus to save himself, disrespected her, intentionally and repeatedly hurt her emotionally, physically and mentally.
"Jeff is such a cockface motherfucker, I want to stab him in the eye!"
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