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That chronic painful burning sensation in the pit of your stomach reminding you that COVID-19 is our new normal.
You’re not sick, it’s just Coronagut!
Coronagut by Dr Bunnygirl April 5, 2020

Chronomatic 

The type of high that makes your vision go into widescreen and makes everything around you look and sound like a movie.
After my last hit, the lighting changed and everything got chronomatic.
Chronomatic by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

Chronometrophobia 

The fear of the measurement of time (clocks)
I can't look at the clock, I have Chronometrophobia!

You check the time ass hole, you know I have Chronometrophobia!
Chronometrophobia by ¿zenitram? February 13, 2010

Coronacut 

When the elements of boredom and curiosity combine to produce some haircuts that would never see the light of day if there wasn’t a pandemic on the cards.

The indefinite length of quarantine, the closing of beloved trim locations and isolation from significant others spur some creations that would see a barber having to hand in their P45 under normal circumstances.

Hair professionals look away, as dodgy trims, uneven hairlines and unfortunate scalp reveals expose themselves and the rookies that produce them for who they truly are.
“Dad, have you ever wondered what I would look like with a buzz cut?”

“No son, but given this could go on for some time, *razor turned on* should we find out?”

5 minutes and one short walk to the mirror later

“Um... Dad... what the *fuck*... is that...?”

“It’s a coronacut.”

“...”

“What are you looking at me like that for?”
Coronacut by BillMcGill101 March 26, 2020

Coronacut 

When all the barbers are considered "non-essential" and you've got to cut your own hair.
Bob: Yo! What's up with your hair? Looks like you got in a fight with clippers and lost."
Rob: Nah! It's the damn 'Rona. HAD to give myself a Coronacut.
Coronacut by SJFive0 March 31, 2020

coronasutra 

A treatise setting forth rules for sexual pleasure, love, and marriage in accordance with coronavirus law. The new sexual normal whereby lovers are advised to avoid droplet exchange from the mouth or nose during sexual encounters.
Hookup culture will have to implement coronasutra.
coronasutra by Princess MoMo May 27, 2020
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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