Chronomatopoeia
Substituting "chron" for a syllable in a word, to make a weed-related pun, with a self-referential meaning.
"The Democratic Republic of Chrongo" is a chronomatopoeia.
Chronomatopoeia by Joe Chrontana September 22, 2011
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Coronagut
That chronic painful burning sensation in the pit of your stomach reminding you that COVID-19 is our new normal.
Coronagut by Dr Bunnygirl April 5, 2020
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Chronomatic
The type of high that makes your vision go into widescreen and makes everything around you look and sound like a movie.
Chronomatic by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010
Chronometrophobia
I can't look at the clock, I have Chronometrophobia!
You check the time ass hole, you know I have Chronometrophobia!
You check the time ass hole, you know I have Chronometrophobia!
Chronometrophobia by ¿zenitram? February 13, 2010
Coronacut
When the elements of boredom and curiosity combine to produce some haircuts that would never see the light of day if there wasn’t a pandemic on the cards.
The indefinite length of quarantine, the closing of beloved trim locations and isolation from significant others spur some creations that would see a barber having to hand in their P45 under normal circumstances.
Hair professionals look away, as dodgy trims, uneven hairlines and unfortunate scalp reveals expose themselves and the rookies that produce them for who they truly are.
The indefinite length of quarantine, the closing of beloved trim locations and isolation from significant others spur some creations that would see a barber having to hand in their P45 under normal circumstances.
Hair professionals look away, as dodgy trims, uneven hairlines and unfortunate scalp reveals expose themselves and the rookies that produce them for who they truly are.
“Dad, have you ever wondered what I would look like with a buzz cut?”
“No son, but given this could go on for some time, *razor turned on* should we find out?”
5 minutes and one short walk to the mirror later
“Um... Dad... what the *fuck*... is that...?”
“It’s a coronacut.”
“...”
“What are you looking at me like that for?”
“No son, but given this could go on for some time, *razor turned on* should we find out?”
5 minutes and one short walk to the mirror later
“Um... Dad... what the *fuck*... is that...?”
“It’s a coronacut.”
“...”
“What are you looking at me like that for?”
Coronacut by BillMcGill101 March 26, 2020
coronasutra
A treatise setting forth rules for sexual pleasure, love, and marriage in accordance with coronavirus law. The new sexual normal whereby lovers are advised to avoid droplet exchange from the mouth or nose during sexual encounters.
coronasutra by Princess MoMo May 27, 2020
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