Chronomatopoeia 

Substituting "chron" for a syllable in a word, to make a weed-related pun, with a self-referential meaning.

"The Democratic Republic of Chrongo" is a chronomatopoeia.

Chronomatopoeia by Joe Chrontana September 22, 2011

Coronagut

That chronic painful burning sensation in the pit of your stomach reminding you that COVID-19 is our new normal.

You’re not sick, it’s just Coronagut!

Coronagut by Dr Bunnygirl April 5, 2020

Chronomatic 

The type of high that makes your vision go into widescreen and makes everything around you look and sound like a movie.

After my last hit, the lighting changed and everything got chronomatic.

Chronomatic by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

Chronometrophobia 

The fear of the measurement of time (clocks)

I can't look at the clock, I have Chronometrophobia!

You check the time ass hole, you know I have Chronometrophobia!

Chronometrophobia by ¿zenitram? February 13, 2010

Coronacut 

When the elements of boredom and curiosity combine to produce some haircuts that would never see the light of day if there wasn’t a pandemic on the cards.

The indefinite length of quarantine, the closing of beloved trim locations and isolation from significant others spur some creations that would see a barber having to hand in their P45 under normal circumstances.

Hair professionals look away, as dodgy trims, uneven hairlines and unfortunate scalp reveals expose themselves and the rookies that produce them for who they truly are.

“Dad, have you ever wondered what I would look like with a buzz cut?”

“No son, but given this could go on for some time, *razor turned on* should we find out?”

5 minutes and one short walk to the mirror later

“Um... Dad... what the *fuck*... is that...?”

“It’s a coronacut.”

“...”

“What are you looking at me like that for?”

Coronacut by BillMcGill101 March 26, 2020

Coronacut 

When all the barbers are considered "non-essential" and you've got to cut your own hair.

Bob: Yo! What's up with your hair? Looks like you got in a fight with clippers and lost."
Rob: Nah! It's the damn 'Rona. HAD to give myself a Coronacut.

Coronacut by SJFive0 March 31, 2020

coronasutra 

A treatise setting forth rules for sexual pleasure, love, and marriage in accordance with coronavirus law. The new sexual normal whereby lovers are advised to avoid droplet exchange from the mouth or nose during sexual encounters.

Hookup culture will have to implement coronasutra.

coronasutra by Princess MoMo May 27, 2020