Christmasochistic 

A person who continues to decorate and make the effort of throwing a christmas party, year after year, even though they keep saying they're not going to because no one cares as much as they do about the holidays.

Someone who gives a present, knowing full well that the person who they're giving it to will not return the favor unless you ask them to.

The act of hoping that this year will be different than the last in that they will receive real gifts instead of money, gift cards, soap, and 'couples' presents.

I must really be christmasochistic, or else I wouldn't go through the pain of making christmas special to people who could care less about the holidays.

Christmasochistic by onewithascroogeofafamily January 1, 2010

Christmasochist 

Someone who continues to subject themselves to Christmas activities -- Secret Santa, carolling, etc. -- despite feeling painfully awkward at the event.

Ryan's uncomfortable laughter at the Secret Santa Pot Luck indicated he was an Christmasochist.

Christmasochist by Santastic January 8, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016