This shit is the farthest action that a child under God can do. While he waits to find a lady to take in marriage and get his dick wet all that he can do is dry hump the fucking soul out of the poor female. This typically happens when a boy of Jesus goes out for a night with the boys and gets completely bamboozled.
Brad: Yo, did you bang that jawn last night?
Ethan: nah, Just hit a quick Christian homerun.
by Ethan Porteous February 16, 2018
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