Christian Audiger

Clothing line for middle aged receding hairline, fatty armed Eastern European men who wish they were buff and young and ha wives who were falling apart at the seams

Usually adorned in gold foil, sailor tattoo inspired art or gem stones, which is ridiculous because that all sounds very feminine

Everything in this definition applies to Ed Hardy as well

Vladimir: After me and Ivanna got back from the botox clinic I bought a too tight Christian Audiger t shirt

True Friends Dont Lie: Buddy youre like 45, your wifes tits are gross and you need to put on a suit

True Friends Dont Lie 2: Whats with the trucker hat? Did you take up break dancing too? Does that say Faith? Wow what a faggot

Christian Audiger by HateGreasyOldGinos October 22, 2009

Christian Audigier 

A expensive clothing brand made by Christian Audigier himself. Many designs bare a similarity to Ed Hardy, but is slightly diffrent. Other brands from Christian Audigier include Ed Hardy and Smet. Mostly worn by rich people such as african american, vietnamese and chinese peoples, some caucasians and very few latinos.

1st person: Dam yo... love da kush design on ur Christian Audigier jacket.

2nd person: thx yo... eww look at dat fag wit da DC skater shit

Christian Audigier by vietxsouth February 19, 2009

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008