Christ's College 

A stuck up shithole in Christchurch where the relationship between the kids parents and the teachers are the determining factor in a student's success, not the kid's competence.

Retard: Shit, I didn't make the Christ's College 1st IV, instead I got put into the 'social' team.

Tool: Doesn't your dad own an influential business/insertothermoneymakingentity?

Retard: Oh yeah. I'll get him to make a call, I'll be 1st IV captain by Tuesday!

Tool: Sweet, lets go light some cigarettes in the botanz with $100 bills

Christ's College by Bitch_boy123 October 8, 2011

Christs College 

Local ASBO factory located in Belfields, a suitable nuclear weapons testing site in Guildford, Surrey. Masquerading as local Secondary School, it churns out ASBO's by the day. It is wholly un-Christ-like in every way and have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters and remove the C and R you get SHITS COLLEGE?! Which is far better suited to a "school" with an iron curtain built round it. Which quite frankly should have been built to keep the ASBO's in rather than keep us out! Not that we'd ever wish to visit the establishment.

Local Guildfordian: What school do you go to?
ASBO: I go to Christs College.
Local Guildfordian: What are you studying?
ASBO: Armed Robbery with homecide studies.
Local Guildfordian: Thats nice.
ASBO: Give us your wallet or i'll stab you.

Christs College by The Guildford Bearded Lady December 14, 2008