Chrisovalantis
Chrisovalantis by Valantinos November 22, 2021
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Chrysovalantis
Originating from Greece meaning 'a golden man'.
The fucking shit, the most awesome person to ever live. He can kick your ass at anything and everything. A god among men.
A guy who is always up to party and have a good time
He is sure to put a smile on your face unless you piss him off.
Then you wont have a face to smile with.
Knows that you love him....and uses it to his advantage. Usually for sex or some other favor that will require little or no effort on his part.
Says the most derogatory things to hurt your feelings and drive you away....and you know you should turn your back and go....but your feet won't move.
Also can be quite beautiful.
The fucking shit, the most awesome person to ever live. He can kick your ass at anything and everything. A god among men.
A guy who is always up to party and have a good time
He is sure to put a smile on your face unless you piss him off.
Then you wont have a face to smile with.
Knows that you love him....and uses it to his advantage. Usually for sex or some other favor that will require little or no effort on his part.
Says the most derogatory things to hurt your feelings and drive you away....and you know you should turn your back and go....but your feet won't move.
Also can be quite beautiful.
OMG I meet a Chrysovalantis last night!!
You lucky bitch where is he?
Dude, I don't wanna go to that party unless Chrysovalantis comes
You lucky bitch where is he?
Dude, I don't wanna go to that party unless Chrysovalantis comes
Chrysovalantis by Likklemiss April 13, 2011
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