A Christian Beasley by definition, a Dank rap lawd who get's absolutely no females whatsoever. Makes horrible rap music and can be described as a cringe.
Yo did you see the new Pokemon go kid's new song? He is such a Chrishbo!
Did you see that guy get rejected lmao he is such a chrishbo!
Did you see that guy get rejected lmao he is such a chrishbo!
by Cboe2 July 9, 2018
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A woman with exceptional strength and beauty who posses the ability to persevere through any trail with grace and poise; she is fierce and she is a boss at all costs
by MRS CUSTOMMADE January 14, 2017
Get the CHRISHONDA mug.Literally, one who becomes a robot for Jesus Christ.
The christbot is almost always a whitebread protestant from the "to be avoided" parts of the United States - ie. the midwest and deep south. Frighteningly however, at least one specimen is known to have infiltrated the Yankee northeast.
The christbot can be identified by the glazed, unfocused look in his (or her) eyes that changes to "wild" only upon mention of various pre-programmed buzzwords: gays, abortion, activist judges, Bill Clinton, muslims. During discussion of any of the aforementioned topics, christbots will mechanically refer to bible verses to support their case rather than using logic and reasoning. Oddly, every christbot seems to have the same chip in their brains, resulting in every christbot repeating the exact same worn out lines. The christbot (by nature) bludgeons the unsuspecting passerby with his or her spikey mechanical arm of ideology.
The average christbot will also have one or more of the following traits: abnormal/irrational love for animals, a large SUV, sub-middle-school comprehension levels, several young christbot spawn, a past life involving prostitution and/or drugs, an almost fetish-like appreciation for capitalism, an unwavering affection for anyone named Bush (even if he personally assrapes the christbot).
The christbot is almost always a whitebread protestant from the "to be avoided" parts of the United States - ie. the midwest and deep south. Frighteningly however, at least one specimen is known to have infiltrated the Yankee northeast.
The christbot can be identified by the glazed, unfocused look in his (or her) eyes that changes to "wild" only upon mention of various pre-programmed buzzwords: gays, abortion, activist judges, Bill Clinton, muslims. During discussion of any of the aforementioned topics, christbots will mechanically refer to bible verses to support their case rather than using logic and reasoning. Oddly, every christbot seems to have the same chip in their brains, resulting in every christbot repeating the exact same worn out lines. The christbot (by nature) bludgeons the unsuspecting passerby with his or her spikey mechanical arm of ideology.
The average christbot will also have one or more of the following traits: abnormal/irrational love for animals, a large SUV, sub-middle-school comprehension levels, several young christbot spawn, a past life involving prostitution and/or drugs, an almost fetish-like appreciation for capitalism, an unwavering affection for anyone named Bush (even if he personally assrapes the christbot).
me: Man, I'de really love to see more lesbians kissing on network television.
christbot: HEY! That is immoral. YOU are immoral. See: Proverbs 21:9, Revelations 8:1, 2 Kings 9:20, 1 Corinthians 14:34, 1 Corinthians 11:13-15, Deuteronomy 22:13, Mark 9:43, Ephesians 6:5, Colassians 3:22, Titus 2:9, 1 Peter 2:18, Psalm 137:9, Malachi 2:3, Leviticus 20:9.
me: ...
christbot: HEY! That is immoral. YOU are immoral. See: Proverbs 21:9, Revelations 8:1, 2 Kings 9:20, 1 Corinthians 14:34, 1 Corinthians 11:13-15, Deuteronomy 22:13, Mark 9:43, Ephesians 6:5, Colassians 3:22, Titus 2:9, 1 Peter 2:18, Psalm 137:9, Malachi 2:3, Leviticus 20:9.
me: ...
by kintaro October 27, 2005
Get the christbot mug.The name Chrishonna means she's smart and talented and she has lots of friends and has a big feauture they can also have a future husband and they love to got to school and learn they are like people who like going to work and working. They like having fun and go places with their friends they sometimes make weird facial expressions at people that they don't like.
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by Chrishonna May 26, 2018
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Get the Chrishon mug.Noun; A dirty individual, a pot head, a friendless loner, a liar, a pedaphile, a stawberry faggot, obese, evil
Adj; Dirty, Rotten Teeth, Never Bathes, Stoner, Druggie, Chronic Masturbator
Adj; Dirty, Rotten Teeth, Never Bathes, Stoner, Druggie, Chronic Masturbator
Ex 1.
Friend 1:Wow look at that disgusting homeless stoner!
Friend 2:Dude Hes a ChrisHouston!
Ex 2.
Friend 1: Ew don't play with your bottom stop being such a chrishouston
Friend 1:Wow look at that disgusting homeless stoner!
Friend 2:Dude Hes a ChrisHouston!
Ex 2.
Friend 1: Ew don't play with your bottom stop being such a chrishouston
by BreeBreeeeee December 29, 2008
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