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Chocolate News 

Chocolate News is a satirical fake news show hosted and head written by David Alan Grier. Its a show with sketches on black culture and a focus on how Grier thinks typical African Americans view things. It is not even close to as terrible as the Mind of Mencia is but its quite boring and not even close to being as funny as Chappelle's Show.
bill: Do you wanna watch Mind of Mencia?

steve: Hell no!!!

bill: How bout Chocolate News?

Steve: No I'm not high enough right now. Lets watch Chappelle's Show instead.

Bill: Fuck yeah!!!
(turns Chappelle's Show on)

Tyrone Biggums: I smoke rocks.
Chocolate News by sEtH307 January 2, 2009
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Chocolateness 

A big a long dark chocolate dick that taste good and good in the pussy
He fuck me with his chocolateness dick omg I loved it forever more please!
Chocolateness by ToShee September 27, 2025