Chocolate Cuban Share definition Flag When a male has anal sex with a woman (or Abe) and then sucks on his dick with the poop still on it. It's classy. "Abe, go give Blake a Chocolate Cuban." "Abe, you've got Chocolate Cuban all over you." Chocolate Cuban by Mattias Burger November 29, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the Chocolate Cuban mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch