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chocochink 

A species located in Malaysia.
"Did you see chocochink I've been eager to buy some choco
chocochink by Yafie May 20, 2017

choochitus 

Cooch with "cheese"
I wouldn't hit that bro, I was told she had choochitus.

Choochitus!? Bro she probably got mad "cheese".
choochitus by Mokovi September 18, 2020

Chocophile 

(origin of the word- chocolate and paedophile)

Most chocophiles are celebrities, due to the expensive nature of buying chocolate people. Chocophiles often use blacks as a kind of living breathing, chocolate pokemon card and an accessory they can wear or show off to unworthy celebrities with the inferior white baby.

Must not be confused with paedophile although the line is thin.
Madonna traveling the black regions of the world and collecting trophy black babies. which are then made to sweep her chimney. (Chocophile)

Angelina Jolie wearing black babies as a fashon accesory.(Chocophile)
Gary Glitters vietmanise trophies (Paedophile)
Chocophile by GIBBO'91 August 2, 2009

Choochin 

Verb
1. The action of emitting on offensively or improperly visible vapor and gases given off by a burning or smoldering object/substance, especially the bluish, brownish, or blackish mixtures of gases and suspended carbon particles resulting from the contraption usually built by Greazziee Canadians on Youtube.

Noun

1.To discribe the relative attractiveness of a female.
She is Choochin Choochoochooooochin (Beyond the typical bounds of attractiveness).
Choochin by HYDE killd jekyll January 16, 2012

chocochop 

A delicious chocolate pork chop. Critically acclaimed by some, discarded as 'hauntingly stupid' by others.
"Yo man, swing by later. Bitch is cookin' up some chocochops."
"Awesome, I fuckin' hate my arteries!"
chocochop by Ivan Nikolayevich October 22, 2007

chooching 

To masturbate while crying, as seen in "Mulholland Drive."
After going to a funeral and then watching porn, it was time for some chooching while listening to some emo music.
chooching by Souttron, Papa D August 1, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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