Chip Taxi Share definition Flag A car that drives by prostitute's for the sole purpose of throwing chips at them, a trend that originated in Glasgow a few years back. Fucking chip taxi went past last night, Grease stains on my new frock now. Chip Taxi by Jamie Larkin October 29, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the Chip Taxi mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch