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Chinese Tim

a young chinese male who goes to my high school and obsesses over a friend of mine *Amanda P* and uses the word.... "gorgeous" about her

he also *no joke* wears women's clothing

he prefers women pants over men's because

they fit better and are tighter

and pretzels stick to his head when hot

i know first hand

he also tries to run me over in his car almost every day on the way to my bus

he is satan's ugly cousin who never wears anything except skin tight shirts from Hollister because he's emo like that

he also spends lots of time at the Digital Mayhem place where the nerds and goth and band kids pay tons of money to sit at a computer for 20 minutes before paying tons of money again
HOLLISTER WORKER: Hello young fellow!Can I help you?
TIM: No..I don't need help. Do I look like I need help?
HOLLISTER WORKER: Well, you are in the women's department!
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chinese time 

to arrive late thinking there's nothing wrong, its usually half an hour late.
Rob: look she's finally arrived...
Bob: yeah its called chinese time
chinese time by coolwheels November 13, 2005

Chinese Timeout 

After cumming on the girls face, the guy then uses his thumbs to pull the girls eyes laterally to make asian eyes.
The bitch wouldn't shut up so I gave her the chinese timeout!
Chinese Timeout by IWATCUECIW November 19, 2012

Chinese dentist time 

The name given to the time 2:30 this is because if a Chinese person says "two-thirty" it sounds like they're saying "tooth hurty".
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026