1. Hippies wanted India. Thanks to China Syndrome Spectrum Disorder, we can live in their landfills, swim in hippy debt, and move the towns WALLMART sign over to the Sanitation Department.

2. Grandma pops a water pill, a cholesterol pill, and heart meds after eating Chinese Food and says she is allergic to MSG. But, what do you expect when you eat dried up fried chicken in day old oil, covered in a cup of sugar and a cup of salt for 8 dollars a pop. I think she has China Syndrome Spectrum Disorder (CSSD)
3. I just read three of the unfunniest definitions on Urban Dictionary. One was Hottbutt Kim Cho and consisted of a girl bragging about how cool and sweet and sour she was; when you know she can't find the way out of her house with those eyes. The other was a copy of my post China Syndrome Spectrum Disorder and it went on and on and on about how China— the land of junk, plastic, and smog is going to kick the Western World's butt. They might try to manufacture some COMEDY, because they aren't FUNNY ONE BIT with their pathetic online mobbing.