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A type of kiwala that moves like a sloth and talks like a chimp. Like a monkey, it steals food from people (especially people named Oomooloobuloo).
That %$#@! of an animal is stealing my life! Well, okay... that makes no sense. Chipow! A chimpow is like a monkey butt isn't a monkey!
Chimpow by Ben Dover you idio*s March 23, 2019
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Chimpollagy 

Chimpollagy Is when you grab a human child and replace it with a (chimp) then you use the child's bones for (chicken feed) and use the child's meat for feeding the chimps and breeding them to replace more children until all humans are replaced with chimps.
My dad practices chimpollagy.
Chimpollagy by Bunyip_master November 10, 2019
To loudly holler, imitating the sounds of a chimpanzee, monkey or another primate. This is a sexual act of degradation used by submissive black raceplayer, used to emphasize their innate inferiority and similarity to apes.
Dustin: Why was JaQuan naked and screeching so loudly last night at the Eagle while all those leather bears watched? I was embarrassed FOR him.

Cole: His master made him chimpout publicly. Don't worry...he was enjoying himself.
chimpout by narratophiliac83 August 26, 2022

Chimpwash 

its a term of affection/humour because a chimp in a dishwasher is a humorous thing to see
Wow check that chap out he is so chimpwash
Chimpwash by Jimmy Sideburns May 4, 2009

chimpolupa 

A creamy daddy monster who just wants to play but you don’t want to play with them so you write a wattpad story about them and they cum to your house and kill your uwu cuddle bear in the middle of the night but your discord kitten saves you uwu 🥺👉👈
That chimpolupa tried to play with me last night! Good thing my discord kitten was there to fight them off with their uwu power.
chimpolupa by redtomatosauce November 30, 2022

chimpowitz 

Deputy secretary of defense
(looks like one)
(thinks like one)
(acts like one)
chimpowitz by Exeter October 16, 2003
This is a derogatory term for a bunch of ill-mannered humans who go wild for any reason.
"The mob had a total chimpout after the controversial verdict was announced."
chimpout by vtology September 23, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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