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Chickproofing

When you clean up your place and remove any embarrassing items (Condoms, action figures, Playboys, etc) in preparation for a girls visit. For an example see "The Forty Year Old Virgin".
After inviting Sarah over, Matt engaged in Chickproofing by doing the laundry and hiding all his porn.
by LouisWu February 25, 2010
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Childproofing the House

A euphemism used for the term "tubal ligation", or "getting your tubes tied".
That little slut should consider childproofing the house.

After 8 kids, I should really consider childproofing the house.

I childproofed the house, but they still get in.

Person 1: Did you hear? Lawanda just got knocked up again, and she doesn't know who the baby daddy is.
Person 2: She should really consider childproofing her house if she's going to be such a skank.
by MzShadada August 7, 2012
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