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Chicken Racing 

1: A word to describe homophobic men who will say anything to try to convince other people they are not gay even though they are sexually aroused by men and engage in homosexual sex.

I'm not gay I just enjoy enjoy the taste of cock and I love riding cocks that doesn't make me gay, I'm a professional chicken racer lots of people like chicken.

I'm not gay I have a girl friend. "who is transgender and still has male genitalia"

It's only gay if you take it.

2: An innuendo for having sex with a man in the cow girl position.
Examples of Chicken Racing: He's doesn't do gay pornography he is a professional chicken racer.

Are you a Chicken Racer? Yeah I love it one of my favorite hobbies "Another way of using this sexual innuendo if you or another guy is still in the closet and secretive about their sexual preference for men"
Chicken Racing by Society Of The Fly September 6, 2016
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Donkey Raping Chicken Hawk 

An un-intelligent,narrow minded friend who is annoying,and obnoxious.
Quit being such a Donkey Raping Chicken Hawk.

The Raging One-eyed Chicken Monster 

When a man ejaculates into his partner's right nostrill at a 45 degree angle and then proceeds to punch them in the rib 4 and 1/2 times causing their partner to scream, In which the man seizes the oppurtunity to shove his one eyed chicken monster (a.k.a. his penis) down their throat, therefore blocking their air passage causing the exixting semen in the nostril to travel up and spew out of the person's eye.
Johnny Applebee wants to spice up his sex life with his girlfriend Sally-Mae Dinkerdoodle by performing The Raging One-eyed Chicken Monster to which she responds "Golly gee Johnny do you think my nostrils can hold your massive load?"

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016