Chick Logic

A peculiar form of "logic" demonstrated only by women. Responsible for the commonly observed phenomenon of chicks inferring things that make no Goddamn sense.

In real logic, one might say "A implies B, and I know A. Therefore, B."

In chick logic, one might say "A makes me feel B, therefore the color orange and pastrami sandwiches."

"Yeah, Debbie's been acting really weird lately. She said I must be cheating on her because I didn't notice her new coffee maker."

"Dude, that's chick logic for you."

by Stewart Pedasso February 2, 2009

Side Chick Logic

When a mistress has launched herself so far into a slutty abyss that she begins to think her foolish ways are that of a self respecting woman.

Hoe 1:
If you think about it, I actually helped. Whatever he wasn't getting from her, he got from me. I strengthened their relationship.

Hoe in Recovery:
Stop! That's just blatant side chick logic. Believe me Girrrl.

Passer-by:
Wow... Look at Thot

by Kool Aid Chef May 13, 2014

chick from logistics

A female worth to showing her your o-face

I'm thinking I might take that new chick from Logistics. If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. "Oh... Oh... Oh!" You know what I'm talkin' about. "Oh!"

by dildo777 October 31, 2023

CHICOLOGICAL

Coined by supermodel and ecopreneur, Josie Maran, to mean someone is into luxury with a conscience. Products that are both high performance and good for people and planet. Products that are paraben free, natural, organic, toxin free, not tested on animals, biodegradable, recyclable, made with love and that are still chic and beautifully designed. It's for people who are unwilling to compromise style, beauty, quality or caring for the planet.

check out josiemarancosmetics.com to find great chicological products!

her makeup line is so chicological!

chicological is a way of life where you can have it all.

josiemaran

by pinkalicious November 23, 2009