Chewey Chicken 

N. One who commits non-consensual rubbing against another person to achieve sexual arousal, usually done discreetly without being discovered in large crowds such as on a subway.

*The phrase comes from the Japanese definition, "Chikan chui."

"Can you believe I was totally violated by a chewey chicken today on the subway, Macy?!"

"That's horrible Steph!"

Chewey Chicken by XxKuzonxX August 14, 2008

Chewy Chicken 

The feeling when laughing too much causes the sensation that your bones are disintegrating into chewy chicken i.e weak.

* Kathryn says something funny to Von
* Von (whilst carrying a heavy box)- "OMG, dont make me laugh like that. I'll get chewy chicken" (drops box due to laughing too much)

Chewy Chicken by Von And Kathryn June 20, 2009