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Chesterfield, MO 

A pretty boring city near St. Louis. It has a pretty diverse population, and a lot of restaurants and businesses, so you'll probably never be bored of what you eat. The schools there are pretty good. The most interesting thing that happened there was a lady shot herself in the foot at a Pfizer research place and blamed it on an imaginary gunman. Some residents jokingly refer to it as "Chestahhood."
DELPHI: I'm from Chesterfield, MO.
PERSON: Oh, that place where the crazy lady shot herself in the foot?
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Chesterfield Mo 

One of the best towns ever. Marquette High School is one of the highest ranking schools in the state and the students (the mustangs) are even better. We are not preppy as we are well aware that we do not live on the east or west coast. But we do have style and class and cannot abide by anyone who is missing one or the other.

Our houses are big and lush—perfect for when our parents go out of town and we want to have a killer party. Booze is no problem because older alumni swing by while on vacation from mizzou, slu, purdue, maryville, truman, nyu, or northwestern. Other times our parents are happy to leave us some spirits before they go on their tenth vacation of the year.

We have the best GPA's and coincidentily, the highest blood-alcohol levels. Perhaps science got it wrong. Our football team has sucked since 2004 and it will probably never improve until someone wakes up and starts recruiting those inner-city kids. Man, they are good.

We have two malls: West County and Chesterfield. Both of them are overrun by 12 and 13-year old girls who were dropped off by their parents in five-minute intervals and travel in groups of up to five. The second biggest group is young, black gay boys who stopped going to galleria (closer to where they live) because of all the gang violence and ghettoness. The Galleria use to be such a good mall. Sigh.

Behind them are the local skaters and punks who dont buy anything; they just bump into people with jobs and purchases to the annoyance and regret of everyone.

The last group of patrons are o fallon, wentzville, st. charles, and defiance hosiers who refuse to stay at their mall, that crapfest mid rivers. Instead they come here and pose like their from west county but really their from these three bedroom ranches/trailors going west on 40. Please don't cross that bridge, please!

West County people are really nice so long as you too have a west county address: this includes Chesterfield, Town and Country, Ballwin, Des Peres, and Creve Couer. Ladue and Clayton are near the city and do not count. Plus they're jewish, so they really do not count.

Admittedly there is not a lot of diversity here and we'd like to keep it the way: crime will stay down and house values will stay up. I hope Barack Obama's tax credit won't ruin a good thing.

There may not always be a whole lot to do here except shop and eat, but if you're not a complete loser, your friends and you will always come up with something, whether its cruising Manchester, going to the bluffs to see the trains(the best thing ever), hanging out at Vlasis Park down route from Quicktrip, or getting a hotel at the Drury to party it up just because you can.
(Boy) Hey, What are you doing tonight?

(Girl) Staying in Chesterfield Mo to study, get smashed, and throw beer bottles into the lake at Marquette high school.

(Boy) Sounds fun.
Chesterfield Mo by Diceyrose March 13, 2009
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026