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Chesterfield, MO 

A pretty boring city near St. Louis. It has a pretty diverse population, and a lot of restaurants and businesses, so you'll probably never be bored of what you eat. The schools there are pretty good. The most interesting thing that happened there was a lady shot herself in the foot at a Pfizer research place and blamed it on an imaginary gunman. Some residents jokingly refer to it as "Chestahhood."
DELPHI: I'm from Chesterfield, MO.
PERSON: Oh, that place where the crazy lady shot herself in the foot?
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Chesterfield Mo 

One of the best towns ever. Marquette High School is one of the highest ranking schools in the state and the students (the mustangs) are even better. We are not preppy as we are well aware that we do not live on the east or west coast. But we do have style and class and cannot abide by anyone who is missing one or the other.

Our houses are big and lush—perfect for when our parents go out of town and we want to have a killer party. Booze is no problem because older alumni swing by while on vacation from mizzou, slu, purdue, maryville, truman, nyu, or northwestern. Other times our parents are happy to leave us some spirits before they go on their tenth vacation of the year.

We have the best GPA's and coincidentily, the highest blood-alcohol levels. Perhaps science got it wrong. Our football team has sucked since 2004 and it will probably never improve until someone wakes up and starts recruiting those inner-city kids. Man, they are good.

We have two malls: West County and Chesterfield. Both of them are overrun by 12 and 13-year old girls who were dropped off by their parents in five-minute intervals and travel in groups of up to five. The second biggest group is young, black gay boys who stopped going to galleria (closer to where they live) because of all the gang violence and ghettoness. The Galleria use to be such a good mall. Sigh.

Behind them are the local skaters and punks who dont buy anything; they just bump into people with jobs and purchases to the annoyance and regret of everyone.

The last group of patrons are o fallon, wentzville, st. charles, and defiance hosiers who refuse to stay at their mall, that crapfest mid rivers. Instead they come here and pose like their from west county but really their from these three bedroom ranches/trailors going west on 40. Please don't cross that bridge, please!

West County people are really nice so long as you too have a west county address: this includes Chesterfield, Town and Country, Ballwin, Des Peres, and Creve Couer. Ladue and Clayton are near the city and do not count. Plus they're jewish, so they really do not count.

Admittedly there is not a lot of diversity here and we'd like to keep it the way: crime will stay down and house values will stay up. I hope Barack Obama's tax credit won't ruin a good thing.

There may not always be a whole lot to do here except shop and eat, but if you're not a complete loser, your friends and you will always come up with something, whether its cruising Manchester, going to the bluffs to see the trains(the best thing ever), hanging out at Vlasis Park down route from Quicktrip, or getting a hotel at the Drury to party it up just because you can.
(Boy) Hey, What are you doing tonight?

(Girl) Staying in Chesterfield Mo to study, get smashed, and throw beer bottles into the lake at Marquette high school.

(Boy) Sounds fun.
Chesterfield Mo by Diceyrose March 13, 2009
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
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Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026