cheryl crow 

Having a wonderfully solid bowel movement and requiring only one square of toilet paper to verify the cleanliness of your sphincter.

noun. Chris had a wonderfully gratifing cherly crow this morning, in spite of all the beer and chicken wings he ingested last night.

noun. Chris had wicked bud mud this morning... not a good day to be cheryl crow.

verb. Chris had a clean eddie and was able to cheryl crow his hynie.

cheryl crow by Lazy ass Doug May 5, 2007