Chert Bird

A bird that little is known about. It is know that the chert bird's feathers are every color ever, the chert bird can fly 1000x faster than the speed of light, and the chert birds call sounds like, "cheeeeeeaaaaarrrrrt." Scholars believe that the chert bird once took a young man named Michael back in time to discover marijuana. After this journey, it has been said that Michael was the one man the chert bird entrusted its knowledge to. There are variations of the chert bird, such as the Alpha Chert, the Anti-Chert, and Herbert, even less is known about these chert bird.

It is rare that you will see a chert bird so if you do consider yourself lucky.

Chert bird (swooping down):"Cheeeeeeeeaarrrt"
Man: "Wait, what was that?"

Man 1: "I think I'm going to try to catch a chert bird for science."
Man 2: "Fuck you."

Chert Bird: "Chert."

by Drib H. Trec August 21, 2008

Pink Meated Chero Bird (PMCB)

A deformed bird. Men lay the egg that is bigger than the bird and says PMCB on it. They can not fly they can jump. If they touch humans they fall down onto the ground and the grass makes their wings fall of and the sun makes them shrivel up and die. They eat berries and water bugs. They are actually grey and when people call it pink it's because the water they find the turn it into milk and and mix the red berries with it and makes it pink and they mix it with their spit and to defend themselves it spits that stuff at you. Another name for the Pink Mated Chero Bird is Eastern Phoebe. Blue Jays are their cousins. Baby feet start out big and grow up small. Babies look like baby Eastern Phoebes with huge feet. Their call sounds like a giant dying walrus. Their nest are 5ft long and 3ft deep made of nothing but sticks. It is very very very hard to find. Their life cycle is: bugs-mosquitoes-PMBC-bears-humans. they go up to trees, spit on them, leaves that turn green-pink fall of the tree, then the tree eventually dies.

Did you see that Pink Meated Chero Bird (PMCB) yesterday?

by SexyUnicorn4 June 24, 2016

Bird chest

Skinny, Having absolutely no chest at all. No muscle mass no cuts.

Related to: names like Arthur Anthony weak people etc

One blow to the chest was all it took, he had a bird chest.

by Bigbro 666 December 15, 2021

Bird Chest

Insultive term used for females who are boobless and males who have no muscle definition.

Damn, that bitch has a bird chest not even a bevel!
or
Dude, you need to work out, you have a bird chest.

by KILLKEV October 15, 2004

sissy bird chest

1.Skinny ass dude. 2. One who acts tough, but really ain't about that life. 3. Someone who couldn't fight themselves out of a wet paper bag.

Check out that ole sissy bird chested dude over there! He's weak as water!

by Josecurry May 30, 2016

bird chest

Only found on males. Havin no muscles so your ribs stick out like a bird cage, hince the term bird chest.

That lil nigga was so weak i crushed his punk ass bird chest wit one blow.

by adam May 13, 2005

bird chest

A male/female with no boobs and no muscular chest.

Yo this dude javier, got the bird chest

by getpandafied December 13, 2012