The art of stuffing mashed potato up an Essex girls love hole and making her gradually squeeze it out whilst gyrating over your naked body. Extra special when the bird is on her period, super red mash!
John: I was bored watching Eastenders last night so I got the other half to give me a Chelmsford Potato
Chris: You are a sick fuck Jonny boy!
Chris: You are a sick fuck Jonny boy!
by DJSwiss January 28, 2010