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Cheesy Dream 

A cheesy dream is when a guy hasn't washed his dick in 6 months or more and he cums on your face when you are sleeping.

A cheesy dream is two slices of french toast with cheese in the middle.
OMG I received a cheesy dream last night and I could taste the cheese in my dream. I love cheesy dreams.

I am so hungry I really want a cheesy dream.
Cheesy Dream by C1601 August 6, 2016
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Cheese Dream 

A strange dream that occurs due to mass consumption of cheese or other dairy product before going into a deep sleep.
Dave - I had the nastiest cheese dream last night. I was being chased by gorrillas because I was a giant banana. Then i killed then with gum and a stapler.

Gav - What an outrageous cheese dream.
Cheese Dream by Gary101 April 30, 2008

Dream cheese 

The essence of pure awesome, and is the embodiment of all things awesome in our world. there is nothing more awesome than the dream cheese.

Can be used to describe something so awesome that it is beyond words. Dream cheese is not something to be taken lightly or said allowed in public places.
Example 1: "the dream cheese is Pure awesome, compared to that, captain falcon is just...cool."
Dream cheese by Vaati227 January 20, 2009

Dream Cheese 

A 'cheese' resulting from a wet dream and then proceeding to not shower or bathe for the following day
"Eric, Why do you smell like dream cheese?!"
Dream Cheese by Callon Kelliano October 7, 2011
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