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Cheesy Bagel 

a bagel with baked cheese in it, topped with a sufficient amount of butter for select individuals to use as lubricant for personal masturbation and sexual intercourse; it is also sufficient enough to house any kind of sandwich including a hamburger
"Wow! That blond-haired boy at the Cafe really lubed up well today using that cheesy bagel!! I'm sure he was fully satisfied!"
Cheesy Bagel by Jonas Jakobsen January 11, 2009
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double cheese bagel 

A codeword for douchebag. To be used in the presence of a physically intimidating yet none too bright douchebag.

DOUble CHEese BAGel
Steve: Would you like a double cheese bagel?
Douchebag: What the hell? Go get some friends, loser.
Dave: Steve, if he understands that, you're dead.

cheese bagel 

A bagel covered in extra cheese found in cheese farms.
Mmmmmmmm, cheese bagels are my favorite!
cheese bagel by anonymous May 13, 2014

creme cheese bagel 

when you rub cum around her asshole then lick it off

Cream Cheese Bagel 

The action of performing analingus shortly after ejaculating in one's gaping butthole
Fred: "I could really go for a Cream Cheese Bagel right now"

Roger: "I can't help you, Fred"
Cream Cheese Bagel by VillainV3 July 19, 2016

The alliance cream cheese bagel

When you nut in a cup, mix it until it’s a cream cheese texture and serve on a bagel to your woman.
Remington gave his wife the alliance cream cheese bagel on their honeymoon.

Cream Cheese my Bagel 

When a guy asks a girl to cream cheese my bagel he is asking her to put a bagel with cream cheese on his dick and jerk it off while she eats the bagel.
Leah can you cream cheese my bagel?
Cream Cheese my Bagel by Licktheclit69 September 28, 2018
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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