a bagel with baked cheese in it, topped with a sufficient amount of butter for select individuals to use as lubricant for personal masturbation and sexual intercourse; it is also sufficient enough to house any kind of sandwich including a hamburger
"Wow! That blond-haired boy at the Cafe really lubed up well today using that cheesy bagel!! I'm sure he was fully satisfied!"
by Jonas Jakobsen January 11, 2009
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Steve: Would you like a double cheese bagel?
Douchebag: What the hell? Go get some friends, loser.
Dave: Steve, if he understands that, you're dead.
Douchebag: What the hell? Go get some friends, loser.
Dave: Steve, if he understands that, you're dead.
by George McBob May 5, 2009
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