Commonly referred to as CGD, "Cheese Grater Dick" is a painful chafing that occurs as an affect of wearing jeans without underwear.
Chris: I didn't have any clean underwear this morning so I had to go commando today.
Eric: Dude, you are going to have a bad case of Cheese Grater Dick tommorrow
Eric: Dude, you are going to have a bad case of Cheese Grater Dick tommorrow
by Chrya Lewa September 21, 2009
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by hallowedchris October 12, 2019
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by SoundsLikeBen February 26, 2019
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Did you hear about the guy who picked up a chick last night? He was rubbing his dick against the cheese grater and got enough cheese to last a week!
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