Cheeky sheets
When there is an urgent task at hand i.e. a report to finish by the end of the day, but instead you decide to climb into bed for a quick rest - claiming only to be a few minutes; normally around 3pm.
Preferably the sheets will be "fresh" (i.e. washed within the past few days with at least 5 times the requirement of soap and fabric conditioner), with pillows that have been plumped.
Normally "cheeky sheets" turns out be a full "deep sleep" / "REM sleep" / "delta waves". The individual will then wake around 11pm, disorientated, realising cheeky sheets has actually become wholesome deep sleep.
Preferably the sheets will be "fresh" (i.e. washed within the past few days with at least 5 times the requirement of soap and fabric conditioner), with pillows that have been plumped.
Normally "cheeky sheets" turns out be a full "deep sleep" / "REM sleep" / "delta waves". The individual will then wake around 11pm, disorientated, realising cheeky sheets has actually become wholesome deep sleep.
N: don't you have to hand in your report by 4pm?
T: ive got 2 hours its fine, bit of cheeky sheets
- climbs into bed, pulling the covers up to eye level and wrapping around in them
T: ahhhhhhhh cheeky sheets!
-------------------------- 7 hours later
T: ERGH! my report... oh well, cheeky sheets..
T: ive got 2 hours its fine, bit of cheeky sheets
- climbs into bed, pulling the covers up to eye level and wrapping around in them
T: ahhhhhhhh cheeky sheets!
-------------------------- 7 hours later
T: ERGH! my report... oh well, cheeky sheets..
Cheeky sheets by MR.CHEEKY_SHEETS October 21, 2009
