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The ugliest, fattest type of chav. Often dresses in items of fake Burberry and wears the official chav dress code.
1) You fat Chavran!
2) You stinky Chavran!
3) Get lost you fugly Chavran!
Chavran by littlelibertine July 20, 2005
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charangonat

An ultimate weapon that is lightning charged and does a mad amount of damage, this is one of the ultra weapons that can stop Harmy.
Hes coming dude, the mothers are gone now! We have to find the ultimate donkey charangonat to retrieve the mothers.
charangonat by Welbel.is.epic April 18, 2020
Intimate relationship between 2 chavs typically embroiled in scandal and highly likely to be featured on the Jeremy Kyle show arguing about infidelity, paternity, abuse, drugs, alcohol, work or money.
Those two are as bad as each other. He's a workshy pisshead and she's having his brother's baby. It's a real chavmance.
chavmance by vski April 21, 2013

Sanket Chavan

He could probably be in 600 pound life. He cannot handle a feather's worth of pressure. He will nail you in the back at darkest times and never look back. Shit swimmer but floats well. One good quality is that he is brutally honest. Loves to incriminate himself and people around him. He is the type of guy to ask if the homework is due. Overall pretty normal guy except he sucks.

Looks - 4/10
Hair - 1/10
Honesty - 10/10
Smarts - 8/10
Sanket Chavan is a bitch.
I can't believe Sanket Chavan snitched.
Wow Sanket Chavan is already balding in high school.
The choice of newspaper read by a Chav, these papers include, but are not limited to The Sun, The News of The World, The Mirror, The Express and also The Mail (the latter two being the choice for the middle class Chav) in which defines the only outlook on the world for a Chav.
You're not reading that ChavRag again are you?

Pass me that ChavRag, I've run out of toilet paper.

You mean to say, you PAID for that ChavRag?!

Danny, what's the easiest way to spot a Chav? I'll tell you Smithy.. You see that preson flicking through The Sun over there? That's a Chav!
ChavRag by AbsMy December 4, 2010
They're very ambitious and determined by nature. , Very creative , Hardworker
Charan
Charan by Anonymous0934 September 7, 2019

chavganistan 

Rather like chavistan or chavdad but with just the right number of syllables.

A place occupied by the scallyban
I'm not going to that fast-food outlet because it's chavganistan in there. There really is a scallyban regime going on in there.
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Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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