Intimate relationship between 2 chavs typically embroiled in scandal and highly likely to be featured on the Jeremy Kyle show arguing about infidelity, paternity, abuse, drugs, alcohol, work or money.
Those two are as bad as each other. He's a workshy pisshead and she's having his brother's baby. It's a real chavmance.
He could probably be in 600 pound life. He cannot handle a feather's worth of pressure. He will nail you in the back at darkest times and never look back. Shit swimmer but floats well. One good quality is that he is brutally honest. Loves to incriminate himself and people around him. He is the type of guy to ask if the homework is due. Overall pretty normal guy except he sucks.
The choice of newspaper read by a Chav, these papers include, but are not limited to The Sun, The News of The World, The Mirror, The Express and also The Mail (the latter two being the choice for the middle class Chav) in which defines the only outlook on the world for a Chav.
You're not reading that ChavRag again are you?
Pass me that ChavRag, I've run out of toilet paper.
You mean to say, you PAID for that ChavRag?!
Danny, what's the easiest way to spot a Chav? I'll tell you Smithy.. You see that preson flicking through The Sun over there? That's a Chav!