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The Charts Theorem

The scientifically proven process of justifying any sound made in the world is truly "charts" masquerading as another sound. In other words every sound is actually the word "charts".
A hard slap of the face sounds just like CHART (according to the Charts Theorem).
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James Irwin Charter School 

A very terrible school, full of racism and lesbians. The principal is a pussy. There’s no damn windows, terrible dress code(like really terrible) 0/10 wouldn’t recommend.
Ewww you go to James Irwin Charter School?

Chart Bullies 

Chart bullying is when an artist or group becomes to powerful and other artists music can't pass them in streaming to chart on the Billboards or other music platforms. The term picked up popularity on Twitter as BTS continues to dominate the world. Usually used passive aggressively in a light hearted manner.
BTS and the Army really are chart bullies taking 4 of the top 5 spots like that. STREAM BOY WITH LUV!
Chart Bullies by Howls11 July 1, 2019

Charzian Scale 

A scale in which men secretly grade women based off of three factors; Beauty (personal attractiveness), personality (approachability) and whether or not you could see a future with this woman (wife material). Each one of the factors has its own scale from 1-100 and should be discussed in order of beauty, personality and future wife material. A lot of guys do this their head and a lot are unaware that they do it. I'm sure women got they're own scale and factors.
guy1: "Hey what's the charzian scale for her?"

guy2: "She's really hot but has resting bitch face. I'm going to say 91, 87, 90."

guy1: "Those are up there man, go talk to her."

guy2: "Alright, find out what's she's really like. That 87 might go up."
Charzian Scale by Abriel Ole September 14, 2016

eye chart 

A middle manager colloquialism for a presentation slide that has too much text.
Andy: while presenting the slide "It's a bit of an eye chart, but here is a list of all the times a middle manager has ever said a buzzword"
eye chart by Rob Righter May 12, 2016

charizma 

Charizma. Very fine, brown eyes, mixed. Shes in touch with her heart, she knows what she wants, she sets her goals and reaches them. Intouch academically and mentally, the boys chase her but to that doesnt make her self esteem super high . She dances, loves interacting with people and having connections with friends. She is waiting on that will to show up in her life to ice the cake.
Is your name charizma? U girl, Sunshine in the flowers, jealous of the power of u girl, reason that my heart beat we hit the bed with no sleep ooh girl.
charizma by Donkeyfoot34 September 23, 2015