Charlie Kirk

A medical condition in which someone has a face far too small for their head,common characteristics of this include
small mouth
small nose close to the mouth
eyes close to noes and mouth
being a bit retarded

Doctor:I`m afrraid i have bad news
Patient:No i cant

Doctor:You have Charlie Kirk

by hjdhgjf November 17, 2019

Charlie Kirked

Getting hit in the left side of the neck. Potentially by a penetrating object

Did you hear that Mike got Charlie Kirked last week by a baseball.

by Beeeeannnnns September 10, 2025

Charlie Kirk Effect

When Grindr starts reporting outages anywhere there is a large Republican gathering, due to closeted use of the app.

Charlie Kirk's Memorial caused a Grindr outage because there were too many people connecting at the same time; Charlie Kirk Effect in full swing.

by CharlestonKirk September 22, 2025

charlie kirk

someone who died in a school shooting or something

Who is charlie kirk?
Never heard of him until he died in a school shooting
Huh.

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing September 10, 2025

Charlie Kirked

to give or receive a hickey mid way up the left side of your neck

"Is that a hickey on your neck?" "Yeah i got charlie kirked"

by JeanSilvaLover99 September 13, 2025

Charlie Kirked

The money shot at the end of a porno, when liquid suddenly gushes forth.

Oh man I just Charlie Kirked all over that chick's face

by The bootynator September 11, 2025

Charlie Kirk unlucky landing

The EVIL Fortnite POI where Charlie Kirk opened a misfortune cookie and then got immediately shot in the neck.
Something something Candace Owens.
"Woah, this cookie says i'm going to get shot in the neck!"

"Charlie Kirk unlucky landing evil fortnite POI ow ow I'm getting shot lowk."

by JohnGlue October 26, 2025