A man well known for his hairline, one may compare his receding hairline to his receding grades in school. If you look hard enough, his hairline resembles the skylines of Midtown Manhattan: unorganized and violently fluctuating. You can often find Charles at his home, being toxic in League of Legends. While he is well known for his hairline, he is equally well known for his nicotine addiction; he tends to be aggressively sucking his Juul™ Pods to absorb every last hit.
1) See that graph of the stock market? It almost resembles Charles Cheng's hairline.
2) Are you hitting your Juul again? C'mon bro, you don't want to end up like Charles Cheng...
2) Are you hitting your Juul again? C'mon bro, you don't want to end up like Charles Cheng...
by extoliate March 8, 2019