Here is the story of the Chapor:
Once upon a time in a land named Edmonton, there was a school named St. Rose. In that school there were three main characters, Fungus, Stoner, and The Beast (aka Chapor). Fungus and Stoner despised the Beast, and tried repeatedly to kill it, but to no avail. One day they spotted a creature similar to the Beast (Ashley West)that had taken a liking towards the Chapor, and tried to kill it as well. Alas, it was impossible. The creatures were far too fat to harm. So Fungus and Stoner hatched an ingenious plot. They would lure the Beasts out of their lair (where many lesbianic and bestial acts occurred) and into the streets with a freshly killed pig. That way they could chase them into the sewers and they would never be seen from again. On the night of the big plan, our two heroes laid the pig onto the sidewalk near the sewer vent. As soon as they had done this, the two Beasts came barreling out of the School and started feasting on the pig. Fungus, Stoner, and the rest of the St. Rose denizens came running towards the Beasts with spears and torches. The Beasts grabbed the pig and high tailed it into the sewers, and the angry denizens quickly shut the lid. To this day, many sewer cleaners and small children have gone missing when playing near the sewers. There have also been reports of wild animals such as rats having strange, Chapor-like litters. It is a true story, just like Santa and the tooth faery and the story of Ed, The Mighty Beanstalk, and the Big Bad Vlad.
Once upon a time in a land named Edmonton, there was a school named St. Rose. In that school there were three main characters, Fungus, Stoner, and The Beast (aka Chapor). Fungus and Stoner despised the Beast, and tried repeatedly to kill it, but to no avail. One day they spotted a creature similar to the Beast (Ashley West)that had taken a liking towards the Chapor, and tried to kill it as well. Alas, it was impossible. The creatures were far too fat to harm. So Fungus and Stoner hatched an ingenious plot. They would lure the Beasts out of their lair (where many lesbianic and bestial acts occurred) and into the streets with a freshly killed pig. That way they could chase them into the sewers and they would never be seen from again. On the night of the big plan, our two heroes laid the pig onto the sidewalk near the sewer vent. As soon as they had done this, the two Beasts came barreling out of the School and started feasting on the pig. Fungus, Stoner, and the rest of the St. Rose denizens came running towards the Beasts with spears and torches. The Beasts grabbed the pig and high tailed it into the sewers, and the angry denizens quickly shut the lid. To this day, many sewer cleaners and small children have gone missing when playing near the sewers. There have also been reports of wild animals such as rats having strange, Chapor-like litters. It is a true story, just like Santa and the tooth faery and the story of Ed, The Mighty Beanstalk, and the Big Bad Vlad.
by Big Bear Stalker August 29, 2003
Get the Chapor mug.Low-tier wannabe fuckboys, characterised by ripped jeans, neon flip-flops, coloured hair, and speeding motorcycles (occasionally paired with a wheelie). Mostly found within the Bandra-Kurla-Andheri triad.
(pulsar 220 races past in a zig-zag motion)
Me: those goddamn chapris are at it again
Chapri: bas kyaa bantai
Me: those goddamn chapris are at it again
Chapri: bas kyaa bantai
by carvertr May 19, 2018
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Chapor
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by KingGupta October 20, 2012
Get the chaperbone mug.A person with no sense of responsibility. Thinks getting trendy haircuts and clothes makes him/her special and attractive. Often wastes his/her time on social media like TikTok, Instagram, or Snapchat.
They are often cringy and have a boring/basic personality. They can be aggressive too (these are dangerous types).
They live their lives to appear cool and have no actual goals in life other than getting a boyfriend/girlfriend so they can feel accomplished in life.
If its a boy, they like to take selfies with bike/a girl/with their "bros"
Girls like to take selfies of themselves to get attention and look happy, that's it nothing interesting cuz they are basic and boring. Their primary goal is to show off to their friends and make "hater" friends jealous of their "happy" and "glamorous" life.
Some chapri have an unhealthy obsession with taking photos with expensive stuff they don't own. And would definitely show off iPhone in all possible way if they have one.
(Chapri is mainly used for boys but can be used on girls as well.)
They are often cringy and have a boring/basic personality. They can be aggressive too (these are dangerous types).
They live their lives to appear cool and have no actual goals in life other than getting a boyfriend/girlfriend so they can feel accomplished in life.
If its a boy, they like to take selfies with bike/a girl/with their "bros"
Girls like to take selfies of themselves to get attention and look happy, that's it nothing interesting cuz they are basic and boring. Their primary goal is to show off to their friends and make "hater" friends jealous of their "happy" and "glamorous" life.
Some chapri have an unhealthy obsession with taking photos with expensive stuff they don't own. And would definitely show off iPhone in all possible way if they have one.
(Chapri is mainly used for boys but can be used on girls as well.)
A: "nitish kya kar rha hai?"
B: "chapri hai sala kahi gand mara rha hoga"
A: "gandu chapri phir se iphone ka selfie dala hai"
B: "ignore mar"
B: "chapri hai sala kahi gand mara rha hoga"
A: "gandu chapri phir se iphone ka selfie dala hai"
B: "ignore mar"
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by krustypandas69 June 18, 2011
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by TheThursdayVO March 19, 2021
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Chaparra or Chaparrito (female)
slang used mainly in Mexico.
Means: short person.
It can also be used as a word of endearment = Sweety.
Chaparra or Chaparrito (female)
slang used mainly in Mexico.
Means: short person.
It can also be used as a word of endearment = Sweety.
by Guapa June 12, 2011
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