Chairman Hao

Informal name of alderman Helen Shiller in Chicago's 46th Ward. It is a combination of her name and the title of the late Chairman Mao of Chinese fame.

Shiller is famous for her socialist views and clear belief that central planning is best. As long as she is the central planner.

Chairman Hao dictated that two towers of low income housing be built even though thousands of people in the community were vocally opposed.

Chairman Hao dictated that enemies of the socialist peoples movement be exiled to Lincoln Park.

Chairman Hao by irishpirate1 November 10, 2008

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chairmangao

a type of person who does not like updating their xanga or livejournal, VERY PERSISTANT with EMBARRASSING QUESTIONS, enjoys doing womanly housework, doozes off during tutoring sessions, very forgetful of childhood memories, potential pothead and/or alcoholic (JUST KIDDING COMPLETELY KIDDING!!), likes to call people LOSER alot, enjoys giving piggy back rides, and enjoys making fun of christine

oh HE is sucha CHAIRMANGAO!!

chairmangao by james1234567 October 8, 2005

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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