Cattle Egret

A small, usually younger/wimpier man who is under 5'5 and has a skinny, small physique, but finds himself drawn to larger, older women who tower over him and dwarf him.

Also sometimes called a Greg.
Greg: Jesus christ hep me I cant stop gooning to fat anime tiddie milfs. But I am the smallest, wimpiest manlet in my grade, my friend Jared said im like one of those weird storks that always following cows around. Google said its called a cattle egret. Lol good one Jared.
by jims gooning July 06, 2025
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