Cat Smugler Share definition Flag One who likes to smugle cats across the border, in a blanket, in the trunk of their vehicle. I was whatching the news the other day, and come to find out there was 36 cat smuglers caught at the border yesterday. Cat Smugler by CrowBow199 April 23, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Cat Smugler mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch